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Wipke Knut is comin' at ya

Wipke Knut is comin' at ya
Hi Party People,

This is Wipke Knut and Basten Zimmerman speaking. We were born on the same day. We are Norwegian writers, living in Brussels to finish our latest novel. It's about two fabulous people, living a fabulous life, going to fabulous parties. If you want to book us, you can send us an email; wipke.knut@gmail.com. You're not going to regret it, unless you are intimidated by our fabulousness.

LIKES: Haute couture, Brian Molko, over the top make-up, outrageous dresses, Gucci, shopping sprees, luxury products, partybeats, DJ's willing to play Britney, Marie-Antoinette, Lirim (Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia), pretty people, thin people, carrots, drugs (weed, poppers, hormones, Myolastan, U4IA, tranquillizers, anti anxiety pills, pain killers, Captagon), Tori Spelling, Gregory (bartender at You-club Brussels), look-a-likes, tequila, C-movies, speed walking, Panasonic tape recorders, ventilators, Vogue, high gay people, Katrina and the Waves, Borokov, anorectic people, Jaguars, commercial television, Laurent Perrier Rosé, Elvira and The Partymonsters, space, planets, Zodiac, Casa Marina (Dominican Republic), wigs, casinos, stilettos, Britney videos, Victoria Secret, counting calories, Body Mass Index, Celine Dion talking about the hurricane Katrina, people who sniff our poppers.

DISLIKES: Steve, Canadians, chain smokers, sex tourists, masculin lesbians, people who eat more than one time a day, Canadian accents, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Barbra Streissand, Brandon Walsh (Beverly Hills 90210), people who like Brandon Walsh, cigarettes, the gay who lives next door, the lesbian who lived next door, stalkers, R&B, sexual harassement, obesity, morbid obesity, dating sites, sex dates, blind dates, vegetarian sushi, stuffed animals, vegetarians who eat fish and chicken, adipose tissue, ugly people, fat people, people who like to take XTC and go to extreme fetisj parties in Berlin, people who stare, people who run to catch their train or bus, appointments before noon, gaining weight, eating, communism, frozen fish in the oven, bad hair extensions, bad styling, black outs.

Further accomplishments:
Wipke Knut, born august 6, 1985, Kristiansand (Norway)
-In Norway, Wipke Knut won the Junior National Championships Ice Dancing, at the age of 8.
-Wipke starred as Kim Cooper in the ELC American afternoon TV-show 'The Co-Assistant'. In a very impressive way, she played the niece of the co-assistant, for which she was nominated "Best Supporting Actress in an afternoon TV-show" for the ELC Awards in 2006.
-Wipke acted in the Canadian TV-movie 'In God's Country' (2007).
-Wipke had her own radio program on Kristiansands local radio station, it was called "Wipke Knut's Emergency Diet Line", giving diet advice to listeners.

Basten Zimmerman, born August 6, 1985, Skippagurra (Norway)
- Basten co-wrote 'In God's Country', a Canadian TV-movie (2007), starring Kelly Rowan, Wipke Knut and Tori Spelling. It's about a religious woman (Kelly Rowan) locked up in a polygamic community in North-America who wants a better life for her daughter (Tori Spelling) and decides to run away, burn her house down and escape in a Fiat in the middle of the night, wearing ugly night gowns, to arrive in a supermarket and become the best friend of the local supermarket lady (Wipke Knut), live in a caravan and become emancipated.
- Currently Basten is working on the ELC Movie Projects 'What Kind Of Mother Are You?' and 'Revenge Of The Middle-Aged Woman'.
- Basten is a runway model (Junk De Luxe, Blend She, Sacha) and is also the face of Bobbysocks, a brand of very fashionable socks, worn by stars as Amy Winehouse, Kate Moss and Mette Marit.

Achievements:
- Wipke and Basten reached esthetic perfection on the picture posted within this fabulous article, although they were sick that day.

P.S. We suffer from the syndrome of Asperger.

# Posté le lundi 25 février 2008 15:42

Modifié le lundi 21 juillet 2008 11:36

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